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What does this text actually mean?

Most texts that keep you up have a plain meaning under the polite one, and you already half-know it. My job is to say it straight, even when the honest read is a soft no or a slow fade. Paste the exact message and I'll translate it and give you the move.

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How Hank reads it

  1. 1. Paste what actually happened. The real texts or just the story. Any app, any situation.
  2. 2. Get the honest read. Where it actually stands and what the other person is really signaling, including the read your friends are too nice to give you.
  3. 3. Know your next move. The exact thing to send, or whether to send at all, in your own voice.

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