Stop guessing what their texts mean. Hank reads it straight.
Paste the conversation. Hank tells you where it really stands and the one honest move to make, on your side, not your ego's. Free to start.
Free. No signup for the first read.
No credit card required. Your screenshots stay private.
What Hank sends back: the dodge named and the exact move to make.
the gap nobody teaches
Most people were never shown how conversations actually work.
Not because they're bad at it. Because nobody taught it. Hank shows you the why underneath, so the next move makes sense instead of being a guess.
which one's you? tap to see the read.
The conversation
3 days later, still nothing.
The read
Pulling up the conversation…
Every read names where it stalled, the one move to make, and the why underneath, so you get sharper at this instead of hooked on Hank.
70+
screenshots read
90+
people coached
Not another rizz app.
Most dating tools hand you a smooth line and hope. Hank does the opposite: the real read on what's happening, even when it's not the answer you wanted.
AI line generators
Spit out a clever opener with zero context.
with hank
Reads the whole thread and tells you where it actually stands, even when the honest call is "this one's not into it."
Pickup-artist tricks
Negging, games, scripts to memorize.
with hank
No manipulation, ever. Real confidence and the one move that fits you and this person.
Asking your friends
They tell you what you want to hear.
with hank
Tells you what's really happening, kindly and straight, then exactly what to send next.
Wherever you are in it.
Not just the texts. Hank's in your corner before, during, and after.
Can't read their signals
Paste the texts and Hank reads their attachment style from how they actually behave, then how to handle it.
Talking to someone
Decode what they actually meant, and figure out what to send back.
In a situation
Undefined, anxious, going in circles? The honest read on whether it's even worth it.
Just had a date
Tell Hank how it went. He reads it and tells you the move, and the timing.
The profile that's costing you matches.
Hank tears down your photos, which to keep, which to cut, which to reshoot and why, then rewrites your bio in your own voice. Not a looks score. The honest read on what your profile is actually signaling, and how to fix it.
Fix your profile
close-up, real laugh, clear face. this is your opener.
good full-body and a real vibe. just not first, lead with your face.
hunched at a screen, low light, no energy. it isn't doing you any favors.
your bio, rewritten
Love to travel, live life to the fullest, ask me anything
"East coast transplant, moved for the hiking and stayed for the taco trucks. I'll happily lose an hour arguing the best one. What's your most controversial food take?"
Open in Maps ↗Sushi Park
8539 W Sunset Blvd
Open in Maps ↗Niko Niko Sushi
8457 Santa Monica Blvd
Added to your calendar
Sushi Park · Thursday, 7:00 PM
He plans the whole night.
When it's time to ask them out, Hank maps the whole evening: real spots that fit their neighborhood and your budget, the timing, and the invite ready in your own words for you to send. Tap a spot for the map, drop the night on your calendar. You take the initiative; he just makes sure it's a good one.
what it costs, straight
Start free. Pay when it's worth it.
3 reads free, no card. After that, pay once for the moment or go Pro for the long haul. Your call, no pressure.
Free
$0
- 3 free reads to feel it work
- The honest read and your next move
48-Hour Pass
$3.99 once
- Unlimited reads for the situation in front of you
- When they reply, Hank reads that too
- One-time. Not a subscription, nothing renews
Pro
$79 / year
$6.58/mo
$12 / month
cancel anytime
- Unlimited coaching and screenshot reads
- Live mode: Hank reads while you're in the conversation
- Debrief: know what actually worked after the date
- Pattern tracking across all your conversations
- The whole night planned: spots, timing, and the invite you send
Cancel anytime.
Fair questions
What does it cost?
Your first 3 reads are free, no card. After that a 48-hour pass is $3.99 one-time for unlimited reads on the situation in front of you, or Pro is $12/month ($79/year) for unlimited coaching plus live reads, planning, and pattern tracking.
Do I have to subscribe?
No. The $3.99 pass is a one-time unlock, nothing renews. Pro is there if you want Hank around for everything, and you can cancel it any time.
Is my data private?
Yes. Screenshots are processed to coach you while you're working on them, and your conversations are never sold or shared with advertisers. You can delete everything with one tap. (We use standard ad measurement that shares limited identifiers like a hashed email; you can opt out on the Do Not Sell or Share page.)
Will it sound like me?
The coaching teaches you the move and shows example lines. You send it in your own words. We are not a ghostwriter; a ghostwritten you falls apart in person.
Does it actually work?
The coaching is grounded in real communication principles, not pickup-artist folklore. We track your real outcomes over time so you can see what's improving.
Your chats stay yours.
Most apps here sell your data or train their AI on your private conversations. Hank does neither. Delete everything in one tap, any time.
Read the plain-English version →Hank's on Team Human.
Some apps want to become the relationship. Hank wants the opposite: to get you off your phone and in front of a real person, needing him less. The day you don't need Hank is the day he did his job.
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See what's actually happening in your texts.
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